Friday, October 24, 2008
Controlling people part 1
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Surfing Sunday
This weekend, I went back home to wonderful Ocracoke Island, my dear home. I’ve come to miss it more and more because it is so relaxing and peaceful there. Every morning, I can go to the Flying Melon CafĂ© and get the dankest food. This stuff is good. I often eat a lot of food from there when I’m home because it’s easily accessible, I can ask for special orders, and I usually don’t have to pay. The flow of my day seems much more organic and matters seem a little less important at the moment. The same goes for my nights. I can walk to all my friends’ houses in five minutes and people just take things easy. The thing I miss most of all is surfing. Whether the waves are good or not, I don’t care. I’m always ready to hit the water and have some fun.
Surfing this Fall Break wasn’t anything special at first. On Thursday morning, I caught some waist high peelers on my six foot superfish. Every so often, there was a chest high-or-so wave that would break far out and would give me a really long ride. While the waves weren’t especially powerful, the nice shape and substantial robustness of my surfboard gave me the speed I needed.
Then, because of unfortunate, unavoidable circumstances, I was forced to stay for Sunday. The waves had been basically flat since Thursday and I didn’t expect much increase. I was in for a surprise. Because of an extended sporting tournament into the late hours of Saturday night, I stayed in bed until late. When I arose from my slumber and called my buddy Tristan, I realized it was on. The north end of the island was handling the extreme northern angle of the swell pretty well. The sometimes-bad northeastern wind was offshore. For those that don’t understand what I’m saying, the elements had come together to make good conditions. The waves were sick! A couple hours later, I pulled up and observed the lineup. While the air was cold, the wind was colder, and the water was deep brown with stirred up sediment, the waves formed into very long lines. I still had my superfish by my side because I knew it would serve me well, even if it wasn’t my best board. On Thursday, I had surfed in shorts and felt great. Come Sunday, the water forced me into a wetsuit. I hit the water and after a little uncomfortable paddling and diving, I made it into the lineup. I caught some waves, but none were like my last one.
I was surfing by myself in an area with plenty of shark sightings so I had a bad vibe. I saw a bomb coming and I thought I might have to paddle over it. But because of the strong wind blowing at the wave, the lip held. I took off at a critical spot. The wave peaked and threw a mighty lip forward just a moment after I took off. After an extreme air drop into the pocket, I braced myself in the perfect spot. The wave was perfect and I got barreled for seconds in the meanest pit I had surfed in a long time. I could see the sand being sucked up from under me and over my head. As soon as I came out of it, I was so pumped that I was shaking for like seven minutes. Anyway it was a lot of fun.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Plaguing America
Fellow citizens, today I want you to take notice to a very important issue. The regulation of Corporate America is an issue that must be addressed immediately. The policies of our last, and certainly not our wisest, administration focused on deregulation and cutting taxes for large corporations. Cutting taxes on these companies is effectively subsidizing them. I won’t lie. Subsidizing big names like Wal Mart and ConAgra lowers the prices of their goods. More people can afford their products and thus more can contribute to our growing economy. But how else does it affect the majority of Americans? These subsidies are what we call socialism, effectively pushing small business and retail out of competition. When my opponent, John McCain, says that he wants to lower taxes, he’s wants to lower the taxes on the rich that run our large corporations. This only increases the burden for the American middle class, because the largest contributors are having their taxes cut. Barack Obama has proposed increasing responsibility for corporate heads that go bankrupt or commit fraud. But he doesn’t go far enough to oppose corporate handouts and tax breaks.
Municipalities allow something called tax increment financing. This practice is redirecting the property tax and sales tax we pay to chain businesses. This tax that we are forced to pay for at the register or for our property becomes designated to develop more chain businesses or corporate development. In some cases, it increases commercial development, but at the cost of development in other zones, mostly small business centers of town. We average American citizens have to suffer by paying for government action to bail out companies that have brought themselves to bankruptcy. So why do my opponents, Barack Obama and John McCain both refuse to confront these issues? Just take a look at the top contributors to the campaigns of both candidates. Among them, you will see familiar names. As of September 29th of this year, financial institutions like Citigroup, Lehman Brothers, Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan, Chase & co. are top contributors on the lists of both candidates, with Goldman Sachs being the largest for Obama and Merrill Lynch being the largest for McCain. Here I would like to raise a question that neither of my opponents would be inclined to ask. Why did these companies fall into such turmoil while paying for the campaigns of both presidential candidates?
This brings me to my other topic relating to big business regulation. The heads of these big businesses are giving their assets to candidates at all levels. In return, most candidates vote to give these corporations subsidies, tax breaks, and the competitive upper hand. Goldman Sachs for instance has contributed over $730,000 alone to Barack Obama’s campaign. The heads of that company alone now wield more power than the average voter. They wield more power than many of us combined. Don’t you think that this is a profound problem with the fundamentals of our democratic society? This isn’t capitalism. My opponents stand for picking the winners in business and advocating them over others. This is corporate socialism and it decreases the power of the voting individual in America. I think we need to step up and question this: Do we need to limit the involvement of government in business? Or do we need to limit the involvement of business in government?
P.S. For all of my advocates out there, please help me in spreading my message. Please donate because I will soon be done in. The massive amounts of money given to my opponents can easily out-campaign me. Hope is not lost however. You can donate to the campaign or do your own individual part by helping to spread my objectives to others.
